About a month ago I left my phone at home. I didn’t even realize it until I got to work so I panicked no actually I became an electronic crack head searching for my phone like a rock in a Chicago snow storm. It was bad people. At one point I thought I heard my “All the single ladies” ring tone but nope. Then, I thought my radio remote was my phone but once again nope. We all have become junkies of electronic devices. My Dad sends text messages which is perfect for him because he does not care to talk on the phone with you very long. He is also my Friend on face book (I am so addicted) which is crazy to me but I will run with it for now until I have to censor what he can see.
Do you think you could go a week without your computer, blackberry, or cell phone? What if I made the deal sweeter and told you, you could win the $12 million that the lottery is given away. About ½ of you would try but fail miserably including myself because I am the official e-whore (e=electronic) I had to spell it out for the slow people.
If television is even still considered electronics I am in bad shape because I could not stop watching L.L. Cool J last night. His new show debuted and it was pretty good. It is a spin off one of the NCIS shows but it takes place in Los Angeles I could watch that man run all day he is just SEXY. Speaking of sexy I guess Trey Songz thinks he is. Don’t get me wrong his new CD is hot if you take out that silly ass song LOLJ. What I don’t get is him dissing my boy R. Kelly because he is a baby Kelly. He has stolen that mans entire style. Just take a look a the titles to his songs “Panty Droppa” and “I invented sex” those are R. Kelly type titles if ain’t ever heard one before so Trey Songz I love the CD but sit your ass down you owe R. Kelly an apology.
Lastly, be good to yourself today and smile because it is contagious. It’s better than spreading that damn swine flu. If you are sick stay your ass at home.
-Totally Tania
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Totally Tania totally tells the truth. Really what if we woke up tomorrow and all of our electronics vanished, there would be no way to keep in touch with our friends and family. Would we be able to run the businesses that we are employed at? Nope, nobody knows how to do things with paper anymore, everything is electronic. Jennifer totally agrees with Totally Tania!
ReplyDeleteThank you Totally Tania, because you are waking up America. If they make us dependent on electronics then they can totally control us. Believe you me it's their #1 priority. That paper can come back to bite them in the butt.
ReplyDeleteIf you're sick please follow Totally Tania's advice, because otherwise you are being just plain SELFISH! If you come to work sick, please don't smile at me and expect me to reciprocated. On the other hand if you are LL Cool J, you can do what ever you want! Just ask Totally Tania!