Thursday, October 8, 2009

Let's Talk about the weather...

Ok did you catch the Chicago news last night? The weather man predicted snow! Yes, snow in October. I have got to get the hell out of Chicago. What is going on with this weather? Colorado got a bunch of snow and I feel so sorry for my Atlanta folks because ya’ll have had so much rain lately that I know the beautician are going broke because, black women do not play with rain and a fresh hair-do. It is time to braid it up.

My Theory…

You know they have a movie coming out called 2012 which is about the world coming to an end. We all know the scripture in Revelations about not knowing which season you are in when the world is nearing its end. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen get your house in order because I think the end is upon us. Don’t laugh just think about it. We did not have a summer then we got a week of HOT in September. Now not even a month later they are predicting snow.

On another note why do all of a sudden I have allergies and sinus issues. I am 33 years old and damn sometimes I can’t breathe. I promise you it is something in the air, food, and water (which I don’t drink). Are you having these issues? Something is up because even my dog has problems breathing sometimes.

Lastly, I encourage you all to do a little people watching as we go into the weekend. I people watch everywhere I go; the doctor office, Target, my son’s school but I must admit people watching at work is by far the best. As I was sitting at my desk the other day a man appeared in front of my office with his back to me and he was have a conversation with other employees. I didn’t think anything of it because it happens all the time. However on this particular day this man reached in to the crack of his ass and dug out his underwear. You know I went there. I hit the floor crying laughing. Another thing I have noticed it that not many people wash there hands properly when they leave the rest room what is up with turning on the water and dancing your fingers in it with (no soap) for 2 seconds and walking your nasty ass off. Huh? Are you serious? So, I encourage you to people watch to get your laugh on and so you will know whose hands not to shake in meetings.

-Two Fingers (Peace)

3 comments:

  1. Tania, i do miss people watching with you. i can just picture the situation at work...oh my goodness. i know of other people whose allergies are really bad right now....hang in there.

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  2. TT I have been scrubbing my hands since you broght that to my attention. I was already allowing my fingers to dance in the suds, but some of those bathrooms have awful smelling soap. Even aftr you lotion down you still smell like a hospital, but I guess that's better than being in the hospital for catching someone elses germs. Once again you're on point, and truly this is the season that we all start dripping, sneezing, and coughing as we transition from Summer to Fall to the dreadful Winter!! My husband loves people watching, and I get a kick out of watching him watch others! It is truly a way to get free thearpy. You know when you've had a bad day, week, month...(LOL) Thanks again!! PEACE!!!!!

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